I'd like to call the meeting to order. Welcome to "Under The Microscope," where we take a closer look at Raw. If you're looking for a recap, I'm sure you can find one down the hall on the main page. Just ask for Wade or James and tell them I sent you. If you're looking for a look at the absurdity of the evening, Shane will take care of you. If you're looking for arts & crafts, that's on the second floor. Otherwise, thank you for coming. Have a seat...
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